The Introduction. . .

The Realest Thing a Fruity Loops Producer Will Ever Read

1/8/09

(All hail, the broke producers saviour.)

For those of you fine gents that don't know who I am, I go by the name L Tha Great; and for those of you who wish to know my current occupation in life, I'm a music producer. I won't get into what records I've produced just at this moment, but I want to make the subject or subjects of this blog very clear.

*ahem*

*clears throat* (no sweetness, no offense)

This blog is for all those fine individuals who strive for the equality us FRUITY LOOPS PRODUCERS DESERVE!

Yes, you know who you are, and you know quite well. . .

You post on rocbattles.com, soundclick.com and various other producer websites with your beloved Fruity Loops beats. . . and what do the people say to you?

"You aren't a real producer cuz you use fruity loops."..."Get out of here with that fruity bullshit."... "You think Dilla would respect you!?" "That shit sounds mad robotic son."

Oh, and the list goes on. . .

I've heard worst things myself. . . Now I will admit, my first beats were pure horse shit, maybe even elephant shit(thanks Dumbo). They sounded like a combination of Curious George being curious with sounds that didn't mesh, and Freddy Kreuger clawing a chalkboard at Catholic school.

I would play my beloved masterpieces (some made entirely of snares) to my friends in their cars; and instead of hearing "Yo that's hot!" the car would erupt in laughter. Hell, I would even laugh myself because they were THAT bad.

But you know what I did my fellow Fruity Loops producers? I perservered(not a word), I practiced, I never gave up; and low and behold, over time; I received my first official album credit.

Grafh's "Bring That Money Back"

And guess what it was produced on haters? Fruity Loops! All with soundfonts, and some drumkits I stole of course :)

The song got Grafh back into the spotlight and, hell, it even spawned a couple of major mixtapes.

It was my moment to tell all the haters and naysayers, "Look what I did bitch! Who said Fruity Loops beats sounds robotic now!?"

Ahhh, sweet victory!

And so I say to you, my beloved Fruity Loops producers, some of you beginners, some of you experts...REJOICE!

Let this be your place to say I told you so!

I'll be posting daily on this blog about fruity events (no homo), tips, my discography, life events and a whole bunch of other shit that goes on in the life of L Tha Great! Hell, I'll even name some high profile haters that said I couldn't do it!

I encourage you all to do the same!

Let's make this blog the number 1 place for Fruity Loops producers for 2009 & beyond!

Yours truly,

- L Tha Great